Threatening Robots

I really have to stop chatting with AOL robots. Again, to clarify before anyone thinks I'm clinically insane...this was a robot, not a human being. But what the robot said in response may just be the funniest thing I have ever read in cyberspace. Why?

Because the programmers actually prepared for someone like me...

ElNombreEsDan680 (3:11:44 PM): DIE
ZolaOnAOL (3:11:44 PM): Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Until next time...
Dan